What your Zodiac Sign means about your ATC skills
You are the best controller at your facility. You always know the right thing to do, and at the right moment. You never run out of vectors, and the pilots adore you. Neither Boeing, nor Cessna have made enough aircraft to sink you. Your spacing on final is the stuff of legend. The manager should let you have their parking spot. Congress should think about allowing civilians to receive the Medal of Honor…just so you can be properly recognized. Your wife tells you that you’re actually “Too good of a lover”. That there is no way she could ever be pleased more by any other man.
That was the good, and here’s some more good. Your kids wake up early to make YOU breakfast. The ATSAP website once broke down when it received a submission with your name on it. It took technicians twelve days to fix it when they realized it was just a spelling error (the employee that made the typo was fired for sullying your reputation). You are the greatest. Don’t ever change. >>>>Next: Virgo>>>>