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What your Zodiac Sign means about your ATC skills: Cancer

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What your Zodiac Sign means about your ATC skills: Cancer
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What your Zodiac Sign means about your ATC skills

Cancer

You’re very annoying. You nag, and nag, and nag about the stupidest stuff. I get it, I didn’t pull up the checklist during the relief briefing…somehow we’ll survive. Yes, I understand that aircraft “join” airways, and “intercept” localizers, but guess what…I don’t give a fuck. I swear to God, if you rat me out to management one more time, I will get medieval on your ass…and you won’t see it coming.

That was the bad, now for the good. You probably have the best phraseology in the facility. You always ace your performance evaluations, and frankly you’d probably make an okay supervisor. I guess that last part was insulting, and for that I’m sorry. Keep up what you’re doing. I know I give you shit, but you are just trying to help everyone be the best controller that they can be.Β >>>>Next: Leo>>>>

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  1. […] That’s the bad, and frankly, there’s not really any good. You are a lousy controller. The supervisors know how weak you are. That’s why you’re always on flight data. You need to wash your clothes more often…you have a funk to you. Please stop chewing on the pens. Those are community pens, and we all use them. I hate when I relieve you and I go to write on a strip, and I have a gallon of your drool drain from the cap onto my hand. Just go away please.Β >>>>Next: Cancer>>>> […]

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