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Government Builds ‘Border Wall’ To Keep Unpaid Federal Employees From Leaving...

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(RONKONKOMA, NEW YORK) - As the federal government entered its third week of a shutdown, tensions are undoubtedly rising between those involved. While many...

Controllers: Air Force One Not Allowed To Land Until Government Shutdown...

(SOMEWHERE, EARTH) - Far above the ground at an undisclosed altitude, Air Force One, with President Donald Trump on-board, is currently in a holding...

Government Shutdown: Air Traffic Controller Sells Sperm To Make Mortgage Payment

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MINEOLA, NEW YORK - As the federal government enters the 14th day of being shutdown, a number of employees who are considered 'essential' are...

US Government Shutdown: Santa Claus Not Cleared to Enter Airspace

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(NORTH POLE, EARTH) - With a half empty bottle of McCormick Vodka, a worn out hat, and a 21% charged Bluetooth speaker playing Preacher...

The End of An Era: FAA Will No Longer Track Santa...

(WARRENTON, VIRGINIA) - It's an aviation tradition that goes back to 1948. While pilots, air traffic controllers, flight attendants, and all other airline personnel...